ah yes, my daughters first double fail….a very epic and pwn memory. i remember how my wife cried tears of joy, knowing her baby girl had made her first ever F A I L, i remember the way her eyes welled up with tears and she said “le owned” as a smile broke over her face. how quickly they bloom, how high their stars rise. when she develops fine motor skills we will let her choose her first Meme, her mom wants it to be Condescending Wonka but I’m rooting for a classic like The Trollface. Someday, she will make her first Rage Comic, be in her first Teens React To Video, and even find a Derp to her Derpina. the future is bright, the course is set, and the limit is the sky.
omg I am not lying I literally just woke up from a dream where I was one of kanye and kim kardashians babies and it was me and these two cross-eyed kenyan kids and they pierced my cheeks with a screwdriver while kim and kanye watched
I finally found the five copies of Babe I’ve been looking for my entire life
my social psych teacher is quoting nicki minaj, best last day of class ever